Choosing a college isn’t just a milestone—it’s a full-blown coming-of-age episode with a chaotic soundtrack and questionable caffeine intake. Each zodiac sign tackles it like a totally different Netflix original, with wildly inconsistent plot logic and at least one crisis montage.
Aries
applies to the most competitive school with a 3% acceptance rate just to prove it can. Probably picks a major mid-skydiving trip. College? More like a personal obstacle course.
Taurus
tours campuses based on food court quality and dorm comfort. Ends up at a school with heated floors and café-level coffee. The major? Anything stable, aesthetic, and quietly powerful. Interior design or business, maybe both.
Gemini
changes their major before orientation. Decides between journalism, neuroscience, and drama—possibly at the same time. Interviews the RA, debates with professors, and joins seven clubs by week two.
Cancer
chooses the school closest to home—or at least one with cozy vibes and emotional support squirrels. Probably ends up studying psychology or literature, crying in the library, but thriving in group projects.
Leo
picks a college with a reputation. Think NYU-level drama. Must be elite, fashionable, and Instagram friendly. Enrolls in performing arts, communications, or anything with a spotlight and a potential walk-in closet.
Virgo
has a spreadsheet. GPA? Check. Internship rate? Check. Median salary after graduation? Highlighted in green. Majors in pre-med, law, or anything that involves perfectionism and stress.
Libra
picks the prettiest campus and the major with the best discussion-based classes. Studies sociology, fashion, or international relations while sipping overpriced matcha and making friends in record time.
Scorpio
doesn’t tell anyone where they applied until decision day. Gets into a top-tier school and mysteriously chooses a niche major like forensic psychology or philosophy with a minor in revenge.
Sagittarius
picks a school in another country—on purpose. Wants study abroad, adventure, and professors who won’t mind a few spontaneous absences. Majors in anthropology, film, or something with zero boundaries.
Capricorn
applies early decision in September. Declares a major before the application portal even opens. Chooses economics or engineering and probably graduates early while running a side hustle.
Aquarius
picks a liberal arts college in the woods with no grades and a class called “Existential Basket Weaving.” The goal? Freedom. The vibe? Undeniably chaotic genius.
Pisces
bases the decision on a dream. Chooses a school with a scenic view, emotional support animals, and a strong arts program. Paints between lectures, cries during finals, and writes poetry about both.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
