Step aside, Coachella—Shindig Festival isn’t just a music fest, it’s a full-blown cosmic carnival where each zodiac sign gets its moment to headline, spiral, or silently judge from a beanbag chair.
kicks down the gates and heads straight to the fire-breathing contest. Why? Because mild hobbies are for signs with less aggression. Aries treats competition like it’s an Olympic sport, and yes, even in a three-legged race.
Taurus
can be spotted by the food trucks, sampling artisan truffle fries with the seriousness of a Michelin critic. After that, they’re sprawled on a velvet picnic blanket, pretending not to eavesdrop on Gemini’s drama.
Gemini
is at the open mic stage, telling three stories at once while simultaneously live-streaming and forgetting the plot. Bonus points if they end up hosting a podcast about their own set by the end of the day.
Cancer
wanders into the DIY corner, making customized friendship bracelets and aggressively nurturing a group of strangers. Expect some emotional speeches and maybe a tear or five before sunset.
didn’t attend the festival. The festival attended
them
. Covered in glitter, probably wearing faux fur in July, Leo treats the silent disco like the Met Gala afterparty.
Virgo
runs logistics. Not as staff—just instinctively. Their planner has color-coded tabs for every show, snack, and restroom stop. If the porta-potties aren’t labelled, Virgo’s got emergency stickers.
Libra
flutters between every activity like a Pinterest board with legs. Can’t decide between karaoke or tie-dye? Libra chooses both, then poses for the best-filtered group photo in festival history.
Scorpio
is rumored to be somewhere on the grounds, probably in the tarot tent, quietly analyzing everyone’s aura while pretending not to care. Mysterious? Yes. Slightly intimidating? Also yes.
Sagittarius
took a wrong turn and ended up at a salsa workshop two towns over. Adventurous as ever, Sagittarius calls it “a sign from the universe” and somehow ends up leading the class.
Capricorn
organized a mini career fair in the networking lounge. While others rage, Capricorn plots a business merger over kombucha. Truly inspiring—or terrifying.
Aquarius
built a protest art installation overnight, convinced Shindig is the perfect place to “wake minds.” Most people take selfies with it, thinking it’s an abstract tribute to Taylor Swift.
Pisces
has completely dissolved into the dreamscape zone, painting with their eyes closed and talking to a guy named River about the moon’s feelings.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
