Wellness retreats: where one goes to find inner peace, cleanse the soul, and maybe snap a thirst trap with sand dunes in the background. But let’s not pretend every zodiac sign is ready to do sun salutations without rolling their eyes first. Here’s the Middle East’s best wellness retreat for each sign—whether it’s for actual healing or just “Eat, Pray, Leave Me Alone” vibes.
Aries
needs adrenaline before aromatherapy. Send this firecracker to
in Saudi Arabia, where rock climbing is therapy and yoga is just a warm-up for cliff diving.
Taurus
wants five-star stillness with a side of scented candles. The
in Oman offers luxury so divine even Gordon Ramsay wouldn’t complain. Cue the cucumber water.
Gemini
requires options—or will fake a bathroom break and never come back. The
Talise Spa at Madinat Jumeirah
in Dubai gives choices galore: one day hammam, next day beach meditations. Attention span approved.
Cancer
wants emotional comfort and herbal tea.
Anantara Al Jabal Al Akhdar
in Oman feels like a Nicholas Sparks novel with essential oils. Bonus: mountain views that cry back.
Leo
demands to glow like Beyoncé on tour.
The Pearl Spa at Four Seasons Bahrain
pampers like royalty, with golden facials and marble tubs dramatic enough to host a solo music video.
Virgo
wants clean lines, quiet, and a detox plan stricter than a Catholic school nun.
The Retreat Palm Dubai MGallery
checks all the boxes and then alphabetizes them.
Libra
needs beauty, balance, and matching robes.
Banyan Tree AlUla
delivers dreamy desert aesthetics and enough symmetry to make Wes Anderson weep.
Scorpio
desires transformation, not just towels folded into swans.
The Chedi Muscat
in Oman offers intense tranquility. Perfect for brooding in silk robes while plotting rebirth.
Sagittarius
thinks “retreat” means camel rides and open-air stargazing.
Bedouin Yoga Camp
in Wadi Rum, Jordan, lets them inhale serenity and exhale wanderlust.
Capricorn
treats retreats like productivity bootcamps.
SHA Wellness Clinic
in UAE? Detox, digital fasting, and scheduled silence. Elon Musk would be jealous.
Aquarius
wants spiritual tech and crystal grids.
Zulal Wellness Resort
in Qatar? Traditional Arabic medicine meets biohacking. It’s weird—and they love it.
Pisces
floats into
Al Maha Desert Resort
in Dubai, daydreams by the pool, and swears a falcon gave spiritual advice. Reality is optional.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.
